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Friday, 26 August 2016

In which we've all gone mad...

This week the Shit-Face has been the scene of another bloody and brutal battle: The Scone Skirmish.

'I want to make the scones'
'No. I want to do it.'
'Why can't I do it?' came the cries from the worker bees.
As long as nobody expects One to pinny up and get baking!
They can bollicks!

Why the feck are they bothering?
A Garden Party.
What a ludicrous waste of time and effort. The inmates would rather be inside shitting in the sink anyway.

'Come and look at my bunting,' called a recently shipped in Polish shite-shifter.

Look at her bunting.
Look at her fecking bunting!


It's going to piss down anyway.

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