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Saturday, 18 April 2015

In which One considers a career change…

Lyme Regis /ˌlmˈrɪs/ is a coastal town in West Dorset, England, situated 25 miles (40 km) west of Dorchester and 25 miles (40 km) east of Exeter. The town lies in Lyme Bay, on the English Channel coast at the Dorset–Devon border. It is nicknamed "The Pearl of Dorset." The town is noted for the fossils found in the cliffs and beaches, which are part of the Heritage Coast—known commercially as the Jurassic Coast—a World Heritage Site.

Off we biffed on the big blue bus to Lyme Regis, see above…

The bus ride was a welcome chance to sit down for One, as One had spent the previous two hours attempting to secure a Tasmanian Devil inside a Haute Couture ensemble which was, of course, two sizes too small.

One’s fellow worker was a delightful companion and One’s charges were compliant and content for much of the day.

It would appear that ‘chips with everything’ is the order of the day for lunch, which is amusingly referred to as ‘dinner.’

One remains immune to the lure of the chipped potato and thus an outcast in wider society since most fellow humans are wedded to the deep fried pomme de terre.

No matter, One acquired a ‘fruit bag’ at one of the three McDonald’s visits and in so doing stumbled upon a future ‘easy money’ career…

A ‘Fruit Bag’ contains approximately a quarter of an apple and six very small grapes and costs 79p

That’s the way to go, Dear Reader, ‘fruit bag’ construction and sales… 

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