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Tuesday, 14 October 2014

In which One’s bubble is burst by a butt…

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That, Dear Reader, is someone bursting One’s bubble.

As you know from your slavish devotion to One’s doings, One is an ever-hopeful Pollyanna of a poppet, skipping and dancing through life with One’s rose-tinted spectacles perched upon One’s upturned, perfect retroussé nubby…

AND, even though One has removed Oneself from the lair of the white worm, One is still to be hounded, hunted, tortured in the manner of Diana.

‘Twould appear that One is now guilty of heinous crime involving One’s butt. 

One’s butt is hereby charged with the ruination of the back wall of Stalag Homestead, due to it’s supernatural powers.

Delving deeper into history…

‘Tis an accepted fact that Adolf Hitler was the primary cause of the outbreak of WW2 by his invasion of Poland.

Wrong…  Obv was entirely the fault of One’s illegal butt.

Eve washed the apple in my butt…

9 11 was a butterfly effect directly attributable to me having my butt turned on…

The Ebola virus was born and mutated in my butt…

and so it goes on, Dear Reader…

Not that One is against removal of aforementioned butt, oh no, One forgot about it and shall address the sitch asap, but now One has to enter into all the nastiness of butt retribution and the like, when all One wants to do is paint, kip and scamper off to North Heaven…

 

2 comments:

katepinky said...

Where actualy is your ass at present???

Michael said...

I'm curious about "the lair of the white worm." Is that a chapter in The Hobbit? :)