One has been industrious in the extreme this week, Dear Reader.
In fact, so intense was the concentration that One failed to notice the sun beating down upon One whilst One sat, painting up a frenzy, wearing only One’s polka-dot baby dolls.
One has just awoken smarting rather badly all across One’s ample bosom and chubby shoulders. In fact in the moonlight, One resembles a rather attractive Gloucester Old Spot that’s been left in the field for too long on a summer’s day.
Any road up, One feels smug regarding One’s work output and shall therefore spend today smoothing vast quantities of Almond Oil all over One’s scorched terrain.
One was presented with a dilemma in the form of being required to actually make a decision…
And the quandary was thus…
1. A bite to eat and visit the gallery for drinkies and more nibbles!
2. A bite to eat followed by a quiet drink in a pub and perhaps more nibbles!
3. A bite to eat, followed by … (One can’t recall the rest)
Anyway, whatever it was, One went for option three (and for once One won’t be changing One’s mind, Dear Reader.)
Please Note: All you boring little drones out there going about your business on Friday 13th at 10.00am that One will be interviewing the Wood Nymph on 10 Radio (and One is under pain of death not to mention his Lordship) Who, incidentally smoked a fag whilst sitting in one of One’s garden chairs! (There’s a blue plaque on it)
10Radio transmits on 105.3FM from a hill-top near our Studios in the small Somerset town of Wiveliscombe.