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Tuesday, 28 January 2014

In which One is thinking of adoption…

‘I have bought you a bottle of wine.  Is this ok?’, said the little dear brandishing a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

IS THIS OK

I shall adopt this child forthwith.

AND THEN

SHE CLEANED THE FRIDGE

Uncle Bert has pointed out that she must think I am a sluttish drunk, but no matter, One is in seventh hev thusfar.

AND

she is an avid viewer of Come Dine with Me, Housewives of Orange County and now – the soaps.

Well, she has to watch the soaps, since attempting to wrestle the remote from One when Corrers is on would result in serious injury.

A new dawn has come upon Lovely One already, what with having to get dressed, stop drinking directly from bottles and then tossing them over One’s shoulder…

One has actually filed One’s tax return on time, have hoovered the sitting room rug and have cleaned the bathroom before fungus starts growing up the wall.

How long this state of grace will continue is anybody’s, but make burritos while the sun shines – eh!!

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