Oh my giddy aunt! There’s One basking in a compliment…
‘I think you are beautiful and you have lovely skin,’ opined the miniature furniture making personette (allbeit following a second bucket of Pinot)…
When she followed it up with…
‘I hope I’m like you when I’m old.’
And there One was, deflated and baggy like a gone down zeppelin.
Ah well, at least One is cutting a dash on the old dating website.
NO, don’t panic, am of completely sound mind at the mo and shan’t be biffing off to anywhere with anyone, unless they are in possession of a sizeable fortune and therefore in need of a wife.
By the by One is doing two radio shows on 10 Radio next week. Manic Monday from 7.00am until 9.00am with the delicious Eddster and then again with the Eddington on Friday from 9.00am until 12.00 pm. Have a listen online at 10 Radio. org and phone in or email us with your good wishes or criticisms. We can take it – good or bad.
Any road up, off to make a chilli and some chocolate brownies for Boy’s supper.
Let’s hope One doesn’t get the old ‘Please don’t make any more brownies mummy, they’re horrid.’ of his youth!