Here is a family painted as a commissioned Christmas present.
One has to consider painting One’s own. Not the current family One actually has, but the 1980’s Ribena advert family that One wanted.
One could be the bouncy Pre-Raphaelite haired ginger bint, Boy could be the curly haired youth blissfully biffing about the grounds and, well, the angelic girl-child would have to be a Pooker. As for Vile-ex-Husband, well, he wasn’t there – nuff said.
Any road up, One is now soooo vast, One looks like One has actually consumed an entire family. The more One dwells upon that thought the more inviting it sounds. Vile-ex-Husband could be deployed as a tooth pick upon consumption of Boy.
BUT NO MORE
One is going full tilt as a non-driking vegan come the New Year and One will be attracting all sorts of elderly companionage forth with.
SO STICK THAT UP YER BUS PASS AND RIDE ON IT